Monday, 23 August 2010

SSX 4 - WHERE ARE YOU?

I'm even passed the point of caring whether it is sad of me or not to be so indignantly annoyed at the lack of a PS3 addition to the SSX family.
The hardest thing about saying goodbye to my Playstation 2 was the incredible loss of my relationship with SSX3. Undoubtable the most incredible snowboarding game to grace any console ever.

In 2001 we got a taste of things to come with SSX Tricky. In addition to a new pimped up style of gameplay and a very catchy soundtrack featuring Run DMC's "It's tricky", the outrageous characters were graced with celebrity voices from the likes of Lucy Liu , Macy Gray and David Arquette. The game ranked at a high 85% and opened the doors to a very exciting future of  PlayStation boarding possibilities.

Then 2 years later it was like the heavens opened and poured down on us everything we could have never even dreamed possible.

An entire mountain.




Not just any mountain, the most beautifully realistic mountain ever seen on any game ever!


Three peaks and 30 different types of snows, and I dont just mean "sort of", there are are seriously 30 different types of snow that you can physically feel the difference beneath your board (aka dualshock controller)!



Beautiful sunsets, snow storms, icy patches, massive neon lit halfpipes an array of tricks that will make you feel like gravity is just some silly theory that some guy who had never had a snowboard strapped to his feet made up.









The missions of this game are challenging and range from 2 minute big air runs to 30 minutes runs down the backmountain. Thing is, even when you have completed every challenge, at gold medal level, for each of the 10 characters, you still don't flog the game on eBay.

                                                                Do you want to know why?

Because the sheer pleasure of hurtling down the mountain in just about any direction you want is enough to keep your fingers on those keys long after you have finished the game.




You play, play and play, and when you have blisters on your fingers, you play some more.

It is endless.

Until you upgrade to the PS3, and then your world starts to crumble when the realisation dawns on you that there is no SSX followup for your new thrill seeking machine.
No HD snow sprays, no crystal clear lens flares glistening off of the freshly groomed pixel snow, no breathtaking uber tricks at alititudes that make you dizzy.
It's all just over.

So this is my question - i just need to know - WHY?

Why EA Sports, have you abandoned us?

We bought your game, we dedicated hours of our lives to it, we recommended it to our friends, we rated it 95% (ign.com) and now, we have waiting relatively patiently for 7 years - SEVEN YEARS - for you to bring out a new one. But you have just left us. Forgotten, by the wayside, hidden in the wake of the 10 million Fifa titles you have released instead.
You know - i'd even settle for a Playstation 3 version of SSX 3.

Rumours of an SSX4 have lifted and broken our hearts repeatedly and yet we still sit here with nothing.

It is time.
From the bottom of my pulsing adrenaline snow fueled heart - I beg you - SSX 4 - Please...P.l.e.a.s.e....



UPDATE : DECEMBER 2010

Thank you god of all that is white and boardable ie: EA Sports :)

http://www.ea.com/uk/news/ssx-producer-blog-video?utm_source=ukhomepage&utm_medium=smalltout&utm_content=Battlefield-Heroes-image&utm_campaign=HomePage

 
(*some images curtesy of www.IGN.com)

Sunday, 21 March 2010

THE OPEN INTERNET NECESSITY!


heard something just now that, should it be possible in any way, mean or form; makes my blood run cold.


Restructuring of the Internet.

Think about it for a second. No, I mean REALLY consider a world where the only freedom left to the human race is taken over and dished out according to what you can afford to pay the ISP's.  The service providers who essentially become the puppets of these so called "investors" that are throwing unfathomable amounts of money the powers-that-be to sway the decisions that are being discussed right now as you sit here reading this...on the Internet.
The human race created an entire new dimension. A dimension for networking with people across the world, making friends you would never before have had the opportunity to meet; a new dimension of business and a dimension to share knowledge freely. Perhaps at this point it's important to remember one irrefutable fact - Knowledge is power.
And right now, we, the collective we of the human race, have the right to access that knowledge. To use it, share it, store it and expand on it at will and at our leisure, regardless of class, status or the size of your bank balance.
Right now the Internet belongs to us.
It was created to be free. The inventors of the Internet never took a cent, insisting it belonged to all of mankind.


This gift is teetering dangerously on the edge of a new horizon of control.
As one People - we simply cannot allow this.



The Internet belongs to everyone, not someone!